I put the cereal in the fridge.
I tried to get into someone elses car after doing a bank deposit at work. This happens more often than I admit especially since there are so many cars like mine on the road. Today though.. he had his alarm on. Imagine how red my face was when I went into the bank to tell the bank manager (eek) that I was the one who set his alarm off. He thought I hit his car, I said.. nope just tried to steal it. hee hee
OH... and... I entered the code for our home alarm in wrong, set the siren off and spooked the cats, no bites luckily. The monitoring company called to make sure I wasn't a burglar.
Well at least I put my shoes on right today...
That's a story for another day.